Ah, greetings. Welcome to my brewery. I do hope you don't mind waiting, the equipment is warming up and I absolutely refuse to serve sub-par drinks.
Ah, the name, yes. 'Mister Faduli's Curious Coffees'. Well, that is because I do more than just crunch up some beans and pour hot water thorugh them. Oh, no, I am much more eccentric than that, dear. See, my beans are grown in... unusual conditions. magical fertilizer, enchanted waters, things of that nature. No drink is ever quite the same as a result. Some people claim that my coffees are just shy of magical potions, able to make you work faster, sleep less, or just feel strong as an ox. I love those people oh so much.
But, in the end, I make specialty drinks, fresh to order, so that you get the pep in your step to prep your day
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